Shyster attorney for william hamilton ayres, who has been charged with molesting many young boys while alleging to provide them with psychiatric care, has finally shanked the ball deep into the rough.
While arguing for ayres' release last week after a 9 month stay at Napa State Hospital, where ayres has been malingering; lying to the people of San Mateo County about his mental health, Jonathan McDougall was trying to buy YET MORE time for his client by claiming that he couldn't possibly be ready for a competency hearing by September 10th.
Thinking he was going to snake yet more time for his client to be out-and-about in San Mateo County, McDougall managed to get the judge to put the hearing off until October 1, with the caveat that he would probably have to delay EVEN FURTHER because of other pending trials.
This, IN SPITE of the the fact that the judge had already indicated that he was not inclined to set bail at all until after a competency hearing, AND that he was not inclined to force the County to incur more costs for ayres' Country-Club lifestyle at Napa State, where he wasn't accepting treatment anyway.
Instead, What Shyster McDougall got for his client was nearly an extra month in County Jail, while we wait for the competency hearing that McDougall himself got delayed!
From what I understand, life in PRISON is better than life in County lockup. This is GREAT news, even if short lived.
I'm betting that in the next weeks, we're going to be hearing plenty of motions from McDougall to try to break him out of jail early.
Wonder if suddenly, he's going to have all of his "research" done and calendar cleared by September 10.
And finally, a warm thank-you to Jonathan McDougall for letting us see your child molester be cuffed for just a bit longer.
For all of my faithful asshat lawyer readers out there: Yes, I know... If I'm ever falsely accused, I'll be eating my words, constitutional rights, blah, blah, blah...
But it really doesn't matter because in addition to being shysters, you're also whores.
If you take on a child molester for Ca$h, and can live with paying for your kid's college with blood money, you'll just as readily take ca$h from someone who calls you a shyster whore.