I love mankind - it's people I can't stand.
-Charles M. Schulz
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Nothing is more miserable than man,
Of all upon the earth that breathes and creeps.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
I see it all perfectly: there are two possibilities, one can either do this or do that. My honest opinion and friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it, you will regret both.
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
-David T. Wolf